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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:56

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

How can a man clean his Soul?

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Have you ever accidentally found out that you were about to be fired?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Why do I get spun and then want big fat cocks to suck?

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?